Maybe kissing is sort of nature's coffee

What happened to the perfect two ?

2010-05-12T19:20:00.003+08:00

This'll be the last blogpost of my blog i guess .

I miss those blue eyes
How you kiss me at night
I miss the way we sleep
Like there's no sunrise
Like the taste of your smile
I miss the way we breathe
But i never told you
What i should have said
No , i never told you
I just held it in
And now ,
I miss everything about you
Can't believe i still want you
And after all the things we've been through
You made it hard to see
Where i belong to
When i'm not around you
It's like i'm alone with me
I'm scare of what you'll say
So i'm hiding what i'm feeling all inside my head
I've been spending all my time
Just thinking about you .

You'll never chance upon this post i guess and hope , things between us is slowly falling apart .
Now that i've let everything out , i'm feeling relieved . If thing's don't start to get better , i don't know what i should or will do .

If only the rest of the world didn't exist . We would have the most beautiful love story .

The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you.

2010-04-16T16:00:00.002+08:00

Been so long since I, or anyone else, last stepped foot in here, isn't it? It's been growing mushrooms so I've been asked to blog, again. Hahah.
Update: His moods have been a rollercoaster ride a few days back. (N)

But I guess he's alright now. :) He's gone to reporting and he'll be heading to Changi next, prolly to get liquor for tonight. Yes, he'll be drinking. And with who? It's gonna be with my daddy (Willyk) and co.! (N) alcohol's not good because its seductive and harmful! :S seduce you into its world & ultimately you'll get addiction = Liver or what failure. (N)

And we've an impatient boy right here! :@ I've to wait for 3 hours for his txt because he was mj-ing, and he only waited approximately an hour for me to rush home, bathe & get online. Impatient not. >: Well, I owe him 48 hours this week, and if I still didn't spare him 48 hours, it'll just keep adding up. :S:S:S

I'll be going out soon so this post is cropped short! Plus I've nothing to post about :(:(. StupiKennethTan's MM, torchlight, and hugx2 is with me. And I've to go and pass him his stupiciggie later on.
I dont like cigarettes but they love me! HAHA.

I shall sign off now, I've spent too long, trying to think of what to blog about. Anyway, I found that my brain is malfunctioning. (N) sad4me.

Each moment that I wait feels like a year, an eternity. Each moment is as slow and transparent as glass. Through each moment I can see infinite moments lined up, waiting. Why has he gone where I cannot follow?

You are the butter to my bread, the breath to my life.

2010-04-11T00:06:00.003+08:00

Here to update as you can see! Because obviously, someone's letting his laziness get hold of him, furthermore his blog's growing undefinable objects.

So anyway. Lately, he's been doing his usual routine: Mj, mj, mj. And of course, neglecting his phone. He's off to Terence's with Molly Moh to again, mj. Boring boring! And he downloaded Dear John today, the muvie I've been wanting to watch but, well, neglected the thought. :(

Anyway, for nth I owed him 48 hours! :S Crazy sotplug pig we have here, don't we? Anyway he's ducking happy cause his ducking iTouch is revived on thursday.

Aaah. Am so bored right nao. (And everyone is telling me how bored they're too. :S) But am forbidden to go out now by this dumbz here. :@ But since he was kind enuf ystd, I shall let this pass. Now I'm kind, aren't I? :>

I shall share a video here, it's really stupid. And anyway, I guess most people would know this video already...

The spoon killer! (Y)

I am logging off, enjoy the video, byebye people! :D

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.

The thing you’re looking for is usually close to you and always has been.

2010-04-05T00:12:00.003+08:00

I took veli long to find one pix but pls don't blame me!

KennethT's comp broke down on him, so sad. He's getting a new comp at the end of the month, I think. Hope he will change his keyboard also because alot of people not happy with his keyboard already. LOL.

So anyway, on friday he went to chalet, he went home and mj-ed with Willyk, Terence and Francis. I left halfway. And ystd he mj-ed again. With the same ppl + Weixin. And poor Kthc is sick and down with... uh, cough headache runnynose? I think. Hehe. He ate panadols but still no effect, poor thing. Mmmmmmh.

And just nao a sec 1 girl has been uhm, "entertaining" him. :O Say will chop off his hand, HAHA. Am looking forward to seeing him with no hands. (Y)

I have school tmr and am waking up earlyz so goodnighty. I shall end this post with a yummylicious piz!

Ok my dad is threatening to straight off the comp so bye :(

Your destiny is never tied to anybody that leaves you.

2010-04-01T01:37:00.003+08:00

It's April Fool's today! And I managed to prank afew people, but noone managed to prank Kenneth Tan and he's feeling extremely :( about it. LOL! But anw I managed to prank him last year. Woohoo!

Anyway, this weird guy here is sick and doesn't wanna go to sleep and know WHAIIIIIIIIIIIIII? Becuz he's a dumbass. :/ He sent me a super unorginal long text tday and but still managed to make me smile! :>

And the uncle him came all the way down to mama and got :@ in the end becuz his phone memory like crazzzzzzy. He wanted to send some songs from my phone but wasn't able to becuz his phone h8s him (Y) k laaaa, not to be so bad since he's currently mr sick nao.

He doesn't wna go sch tmoz and i bet it's cuz he's afraid he'll get pranked! hehe. And he just went "I not happy with you @:" , "why?" , "CAUSE HAPPY APRIL FOOL! HEHEHEHE" . Mad act cute! (N)

He shall never get his blue girlfriend back becuz I've kidnapped her and she shalll stay with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ^^
k bai idk what to blog anymore :(

Anw happy april fools everyone! Have fun pranking pplz! :>
last but not least... i h8 kenneth tan very much :@

The years go by. The time, it does fly. Every single second is a moment in time that passes oh so quick and it seems like nothing. But when you’re looking back… Well, it amounts to everything.

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

2010-03-29T21:31:00.003+08:00

HAHA HI ! :D

I can't upload any photos, don't blame me. ):

I'm Become-A-Fan-ing on Facebook over and over again. I wonders how many pages I've joined, but it get rids of my boredom in some way or another. My brain is dying on me soon and I'm told to blog for this idiot once again. He's currently singing a love song to me that goes " I love you, You love me, We r one big family. " ♥

I cab over to his house this evening since there was a downpour. The cab fare was doubled due to the extra charges. ): Willy, Terence, Uncle, Weixin2 were playing Mahjong there and I was staring into spaces for one second, gazing at mahjong tiles for the next second, this went on and on for 3 hours, imagine that. :) Spent a long time hailing for cab while feeding mosquitoes, like kind only! :@

I feel so dumb tonight because of what Kenneth and Willy are trying to make me comprehend! Okay, fine. I'm not dumb, they're just trying to act smart. ;D

It's time for me to leave this site because it's getting late.
Goodnight and Goodbaiiiiiii ~

I'll stop loving you when diamonds never sparkle, and flowers cease to grow, when thunder doesn't echo, and rivers do not flow, when smiles are only memories, and hope is never felt, when trees no longer blossom, and the stars refuse to shine, when time has no more tomorrows, and rainbow have no hue, then I'll stop loving you.

Only I know you .Only I can see the you , you’re waiting to be.

2010-03-29T00:37:00.006+08:00

I got told off for not blogging for myself . So here i am . And this is the end of the blog post .

Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’
Mature love says: ‘I need you because I love you’

Climb so fast just to fall again.

2010-03-27T08:13:00.003+08:00

Hi people. It's 8.22am nao and I'm feeling so lethargic but I sacrificed my beauty sleep for this ungrateful boy yet again. :( Yawn.

He's quite temperamental nowadays. Like ofcourse laa. 14 days (including today) not having hughug for him to hug to sleep= pure torture. I shall return him his hughug soon, as I am afraid he'll turn into a monster >: (FYI, hughug is on my lap nao, jealouz? ^^)

Anyway, I've a great pixcha to show everyone reading this space! :)

See the small lil guy standing (last row), standing 2nd from the left? Guesssss who?! Hehehe if you're guessing, 99.9% of you are right, it's the self-proclaimed "cute" KennethT! :> Awww, he's so gna kill me if he sees this, but who gives! He's the one torturing me nao. :(

Anyway, random boy here told me last night that I don't keep my promise, so I am going to prove that I can! :> Whoopwoot!
And he asked me to makan, but if I makan he complain I fat, but "sweet" boy here's afraid that I'll get gastrics if I don't eat. By now, I'm already thinking of my fav soft boiled egg. :$

Okay, I am going to bed nao. My eyes r closing by itself already. I shall makan when I wake up, hehe.

Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart.

Sometimes we've got to break down and breathe.

2010-03-24T23:04:00.009+08:00

I am having a bitchfit today. And someone isn't happy because I gave "one word replies" and hurt his lil fragile heart. So now I landed here, blogging for him. I've got nothing to post. His fb camp pixs r very gangsta. I very scared of him nao, how?? Shall I call 999? :/

He's saying he's a smartiepants for figuring out who's the "irritant", like, yeahright! Sure go stalk my profile one... Nao my fb filled with his stupid face, wth right! Humph... Okay, I shall let pictures spam this post because I've had so much bitchfits and down-to-earth mood, I've nothing to crap about. :/

Anw this is the pixxie he lurvvvvvv veli muchie. ^

Logo ftw sialllll. :O

And he skipped 4 rounds of dota to talk to me, sweeeeeeet much? Awww, chi chu! :/

Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn’t mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It’s what you do to the people you say you love, that’s what matters. It’s the only thing that counts.

I don't belong, living in your precious memory.

2010-03-21T22:04:00.006+08:00

Some people complained to me that he haven't seen me for 8 days, but I bet he's just missing a certian soft toy. Isn't that right? :/

And I am stuck on that line above.... Frustrating. Kenneth wants another l0ngl0ng post and I seriously have no inspiration whatsoever. He has been in a really foul mood nowadays and... Is he having his tidal wave? :$

Naaaaaah, I guess because he doesn't have hugx2 with him for the past 8 days and finally, his mind breaks down. Hehehe. (y) Fyi, hugx2 is essential for his quality sleep, I can tell. Becuz he's been mj-ing so much until he's dead tired and when they all leave, he can fall straight to sleep without missing hugx2. And he doesn't wanna admit it becuz it's far too cute for people to bear with it without dying of the immense cuteness. ^^

And, I told someone something and someone went :) - :( - :'(:'(:'(:'(:'( hehe! But anyway, as you can see, I am still here so someone can go back to :)/:D and continue his quest to......... (Insert stuffs here)

Argh!!!! I have nothing else to post, killing my braincells already. I am not full of crap today so I have got nothing to post at all. And I am going to sleep early 2nite because tmr school's starting and am a good girl attending it as you can already tell. And since Kenneth.T always claims that he's a "goodboy", let's see if he attends tmr. :)

Anyway i think that i should have an award for posting the most (if am not wrong) in his spider-web-growing blog. :@

She’s the girl who’s always laughing her ass off with her friends. You walk past her and you think, “Wow she must really be over me.” But no, she’s not over you, she wants you, but you never gave her a shot. She’s not faking that smile. She’s happy, but with you, she’d never stop smiling.



2010-03-21T01:52:00.006+08:00

Am at some dark and quiet alley all alone nao and dumb2 Kenneth is replying me so slowly! But still nice to text me tho. He even reminded me of him breaching his dumb2 probation twice for the sake of me yay happwie gurl =^^= i'm bored so i shall be nice to give him a surprise post. He shall be touched and honoured h3h3. My maid is taking forever to come!! I shall continue pestering him till he realises the great posted for him when my battery is only left with 32% dang. Well, i remember i still owe you an apology and something sweet la kay. Sorry for not posting for you the other day, made you find someone else and still threw tantrums on you. Pouts hope you're not mad at me anymore! B4ib4i. (L)

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Everything I think of you changes constantly.

2010-03-20T08:33:00.004+08:00

Hai people , its 8am in the morning nao and i'm very bored so i decided to come and talk crap in this stupid space . Had been mj-ing non stop since yesterday 9pm :$ . Francis they all just left and i'm skipping cso today to catch some sleep lateron . Why isn't there anyone online / awake nao to entertain me when i haven't been in a really nice mood this few days , :@ . Die , i think i've moodswings worst then girls when they PMS . :$ . Okay la , i talk alot of crap already . Need to go sleep already . baibai aliens/humans/monsters/dinosaurs .

You realizing that I am everything you ever dreamed of, & then my imagination breaks away from all my self control …and I imagine you & I together, just like I always have.

(Z) + (K) + (X) = (L)

2010-03-19T14:41:00.004+08:00

(H)> :D > :) > :( > :'( > = (L)

HEHE. Type that out on msn, cute much? It's Kthc's previous pm & pm currently!! And he copied me >: Idiot much?? and ({) + (}) = HUGHUGZ! :>

K is anyone interested in the nerd pix Kenneth is in?? The pix i mention on 15 March!! Well nao it's for you all to seeee because he said he wanted a cute ttm pixxie of him and i was gna go fb to look but he reminded me himselfffff ^^

K.ennethT - says:
*actualy i know you will use camp one :@

seee! hehe :$ ok.... the pix shall be up....

CAN YOU SPOT HIM?????? :O Enlarge it if you can't!!!! hehe. :$ Aww, don't be angry with me :$:$:$ he is gna play l4d(2) at parklane later i think? so stalkers pl0zpl0xpl0s go and stalk him!! :O he wants me to write a long and sweet post for him but.... no such thingszx!! ppl also need go out one ley, plus....

I sacrifised my eating time for him!!! sweet much?? >:

_|___

2010-03-19T00:09:00.002+08:00

Hi , i am very dulan . Fuck . I need to kill someone . ARGH . :@

Hughughughughughug >:

2010-03-18T02:42:00.003+08:00

I'M FORCED TO BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG ! >: . Nevermind .
This post shall be a short and sweet one about what happened todayyyyyyyyyyy . First , i woke up at 12 2day , used com and dilly dally til 12.30 . Went to bath and head down bugis . Then to rochor , 4bl and then cab down depot . Did all the praying stuffs and pretty much was just shaking leg down there do nothing . Left at 7.30 and head home . Waited for Francis and Anjing to come for mj . That fucking francis got drunk and didn't want to leave ! :@:@:@:@ . Kicked them out at 12am and used the stupid com til nao .

ESTELLEYONGXINWONGYIMIEMILIAEMELYNE WANTS ME TO DEDICATE A POST FOR HER . HERE IT IS , Idk what to say so all i've to tell you is that you've no hair , you stole my hughug away , you suck ballz , you're nerd , you're happy cause i dedicate my post for you :$ and lastly you love me for this post ! And you better do . Oki baibai !

Three: To love you.

2010-03-16T15:11:00.001+08:00

Kthc requested for me 2 blog for him again. He's gone to Neverland and he's never coming back becuz he met Peter pan and he wants to stay to look after the Lost Boys with him & defeat baddies like Captain Hook. :/

Last night he, as usual, mj-ed. Won (insert number here) but still isnt satisfied becuz he actually could've won (insert number here). Then becuz he played so long (until like, 7 in the morning?) he apologized for neglecting me (Y). I've no idea why they can manage to play for such long periods of time, maybe it's cuz I don't understand how to play mj but stilll... Staring at the tiles and thinking of what to throw, and keeping concentrated cuz someone might throw the tile you want... It'll give me a massive headache. And I can almost imagine someone calling me "Noob" already -______-"

Anw am feeling real agitated right nao and I feel like doing what I did in my dream: Buying a driller and drilling someone's head! :@ Arghz, I decided to blog for him nao because I've nothing to do anymore. My eye & brain cells are killing me, thinking of where to search, or if it's under some stuff or whatsoever. Arghz!! Bloodddddyhellz. :@:@:@ the book doesn't have legs so it can't run away from where I last put it, can it?

Oh joy. I've to let ppl wait for me and nag at me later on, again. >: Troublesome gayshit this is. I shall continue with burning my braincells for a stupid book >:

The problem with love is that you can love whoever you want, but so can he.

A perfect explanation.

2010-03-15T01:25:00.007+08:00

Am being a kind soul and helping Kthc blog becuz his usual bloggers r out of town and he needs someone desperately to update his spiderweb-growing-space. (y)

He's just finished mj-ing with unknown people and he was supposed to win alotalot of $$ but ite won only (insert number here) and he feels :@ about it becuz he's thinking of all the $$ he could've pocketed. And last night he slept a happy man becuz he went to drink with alotalot of girls (i am juz kidding about this part) and before that went to a bbq. And poor him has to run around since ystd morning for the bbq and reason why I said he was poorthing: he had muscle aches, just like me, from camp.

Am feeling weary becuz of the long day I had, waking up so early, not sleeping a wink after that, drinking, cycling, falling down, and contacts feeling so dry but can't take them out. Sad case isn't it? And am being irritated by poor fuckers on msn, nudging me every few seconds when they can... Sad case ttm. Whole body's aching yet staying up to talk to just one idiot. Hao naise can i get! ☺

He's complained that I didn't step foot into his blog for a loooooooooong time, and he wants a wordy longy post. Weeeeeeeeeell. I've got nth left to post, sad case #2.

+++++++++++ .....
I saw Kenneth's totally nerd pix and you non-damaians didn't seeeeeee! ^^
I shall save it in muai phone and show it to everyone sooooon :>
Ttfn, don't kill me. Hehez.

Sometimes, to love someone is bizarrely difficult. It takes a link by fate and years of memories.
But always, to love someone and to re-love someone again, it is so inexplicably exotic because it takes a glance to flush back years of memories and then to allow a floodgate of emotions to engulf you.

Screwed up .

2010-03-12T17:01:00.004+08:00

Hi fuckers , I'm back from the grueling 3d2n camp , overall was okay til yesterday . There was a fucking bag check and I got caught for all those thing i shouldn't have brought , nao i'm so fucking fucked up without my phone . Weixin's being a bitch right now too by preparing so slow making me rot infront of his computer when i'm so fucking hungry . Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . And to that one bloody idiot , stop being angry with me . I was joking about what i said this morning . And Vivian is off to hongkong , hah . Lucky she promised me presents ~ . Bon voyage .

Okay , Weixin that bitch is done now . I'm going off already . Shall blog later at night if i feel like doing so , byeeeeeeeee .

All I have is all of me, and it's all that I can give.

2010-03-11T22:29:00.005+08:00

Thankfully his text messages is still in my inbox if not I won't be able to find my way here. He's going to reprimand me for not remembering his password and username againnn.

Fuckyoulaaa blog owner is currently in some Jungle feeding mosquitoes, but I guess he's having campfire now. Poor boy told me the meals there suck and he did not sleep well. >: He sent nuclear bomb to my phone last night but I was already in dreamland. Yes, I ought to murder myself. Z face. He called me again this morning but I was still asleep, thus, he text me to remind me to blog for him and said he luv me tons. (Y)

Oh well, he'll be back tomorrow and I'll also be flying.
Miss me blogging for him for x days okie. ^^
Goodbye. :)

I'm falling apart, I'm barely breathing.

With a broken heart, that's still beating.

In the pain, there is healing.

In your name, I find meaning.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

2010-03-08T22:08:00.004+08:00

I'm supposed to blog today so i'm here i guess . School had been dull nowadays , went home straight to change and off to bugis > bigbird > arcade > suntec > marina > hsh . Nothing out of the ordinary happened so i can't elaborate much :/ . School camp is on wednesday and i haven't started buying my stuffs / packing , how cute . I think i'll die of boredom in camp . Junyong isn't going for camp __ . Anyway , to cqr : I just won til 580k on texas , want me to donate $ to you again ? HAHAHA . I'm done crapping right naoz so off i go . Shall blog again when i come back from the stupid camp :@ . Bye fuckers , go lick some ballz while waiting for me to be back .

Dummy , no words can express how much i love you .
If you think missing me is hard , you should try missing you .

Missing you just runs too deep.

2010-03-08T00:14:00.005+08:00

I'm running out of ideas to keep this space alive so, I shall force the blog owner to update tomorrow before he leave for his camp. We shall join forces to coerce him into updating alrightz!! :D

Anyhow, we caught Being Human Being today at Century Square. We were late for the movies because some idiots wants to smoke and buy popcorns! Overall, this movie is kind of..senseless. But we all had a gr8 laugh with the "hot" thing. Went over to Bedok to meet Willy and company to slack till around 8pm. Kenneth is an idiot because he caused us alight one stop earlier and toured around Bedok! But oh well, they're sweet enough to send me back before U-turning back to their own houses. :) Thank you Xin2 and Ken2!! ♥

I shall end here now because it's getting late.
Goodnight readers.

To love from love : Bang wall before you crawls into your bed. Goodnight and remember to fetch me from school!!!!!! :)

Because I believe that, we can be extraordinary together rather than ordinary apart. ♥

Only from the heart can you touch the sky

2010-03-06T21:24:00.003+08:00

A stick always lightens my mood after every quarrel & fight .

Hi , I promised someone to blog tonight thus i'm here with no idea to blog whatsoever . I had a really boring day today so i'm not going to elaborate much about that too . Thus i'm left with nothing esle to blog so i shall start typing crap in this space . Idk if i should go club tonight or drink or stay at home and rot my day away since it makes no difference as i already did for the earlier part of today . And i'll be might be watching movies with an idiot tomorrow if i don't happen to go out with my mum , anyone wants to join ? C: . Alright , now that i'm done blogging for today , I hope my blog doesn't start to grow "grass " . Short and sweet .

Only by the heart, and not the mind, Can love be measured or defined.

Without you, I’m a fraction.

2010-03-06T14:30:00.001+08:00

Hahahaa, so kewl.

Kenneth promised me that he'll blog tonight, meanwhile, I shall keep this space alive :) It's Saturday and I'm using my time to blog for him + Yj, and crapping with him over text messages. Sweet. (Y)

I don't understand why he asked me to blog when his friend already ( he said ) hack in to blog for him yesterday and he's not at all gr8ful for that. I need at least one hour to think of what to blog, and destroyed at least ten thousands brain cells to think of a proper entry. Kenneth is so sinful. :( But he'll be bringing me for a movie tomorrow! Anybody wna join us????? :D

Okay, I'm done with second paragraph like finally. This idiot is going 4 camp this coming Wednesday and he'll fetch me from school before he attends the camp :) HEHE. I like! (Y) Shall give the thought of hacking into his blog a miss since he's not appreciative of what his friend have done. Bad boy.

It's time I leave, I've stayed in this site for more than ten years.
If Kenneth doesn't blog tonight, this blog shall grow more grasses.
Goodbye ! :)

The quietude isn’t so bad, Till I look at my hands and feel sad,

‘Cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.

A Perfect Explanation

2010-03-05T22:19:00.009+08:00

Too bad I don't care I 'peeved' into his blog again hahehoho!! He self proclaims that I'm dumb because I told him ... like whattheheck only!! Meanie. Ok whatever. Since I'm in such a blithe mood today, I'm not to mention hao mean or contrary or naughty he is but to reveal to his readers hao nice he can actually be okay ^-^

The very first time we set our eyes on each other, he was very very shy. He dare not even introduce himself to me even though his brother told him to haha! The very next time we met was at my chalet when he was nice enough to breach his probation and stayed at the chalet for the sake of me hee!! But well, although his stay didn't last for long cos stupig Bryan brought him to drink but better than nothing boohoo. The third time was when I managed to psycho him all the way to Ehub to look for me LOL. Aww hao sweet right? Followed by 'reporting' and headed down to Depot together, the first time he left a scar on me, the first time he showed his care, the first time he took off the rough side of him and sayang me. Ling ding dong~ Only yesterday, I was so nice to fetch him from his school and tagged along till he had to entertain so many of his friends and forgot all about me hate him ttm tsktsk!

Well, the most memorable memory was when he sang me a birthday song and can you believe it I recorded it down. Haha this sillybum's birthday song always cheers me up~ Although he wasn't really very willing to sing it but he still was glad I'm contented so easily right, oinkoink? Afterall, I just want to thank you for being so nice to a ignorant girl like me and for enduring my childish-ness. :)

Yay I'm so nice I think this is the longest post he ever had in his site. Ding dang dong he owes me one ^^v

P.S KTHC you should really stop saying you're more adorable than me!! (pouts x100)

Clumsy cause I'm falling in love.

2010-03-04T23:24:00.000+08:00

Hi aliens from outer space,

I'm from Earth, nice to meet you.

I shall tell you the concept of grass today, but before I begin..

Kenneth told me he wants to eat grass when I asked him to bang the wall. Cute (Y). I shall extract some grasses from HongKong for him to plant in his room so that he can devour it whenever he wants. I'm sweet, aren't I? :)

Okay, backtrack. I asked Kenneth to eat grass initially because he asked me to bang wall. So I was tongue-tied and thus, I thought of Damai - his school. The only thing I know about this school is, ahead of it lies a huge plot of grass! Okay, I know it's lame, but I thought it was true, no? :(

Anyway, Kenneth came to meet me for a few minutes today at Century Square!!! He got pinched by me and he was very elated plus gratified because he says : 打是疼, 骂是爱. [: It's 11:11 now, time for bed because I just had a long day and I'm going to have another long day tomorrow.

Goodbye and with love,
Human from Earth.

Even the best fall down sometimes, even the wrong words seem to rhyme. Out of the doubt that fills my mind, I somehow find you and I collide.

恋人おしゃべり

2010-03-03T22:41:00.004+08:00

Hi dummy! I'm here once againnn. I hacked in this time so... Don't hate me pretty pleaze? Heheh you know waiting for your call can be so boring?? Dang you boohoo :(

Eh eh I know being late is my bad but I still went to fetch you right! Sorry if I made you angry by pinching your face. Aww, I know you won't bear to be mad at me right right? ^~^

You have yet to post on my blog if you realised, ass! Well I shall forgive you this time since you sayang my wound today.. Oie!! Lying is a sin you know?! *sew shut Okie nao your secret is safe with me :\

See you outside your school tomorrow! Promise to be on time. Since the title of the previous post is also my ink, I named your post with another ink of mine too LOL. Enough of crapping. I'm dozing off already. You better call me sooooon. Kthxbai ^^v

S(he) Be(lie)ved.

2010-03-02T21:21:00.005+08:00

I have so many unaccomplished tasks, nevertheless, I shall be nice to blog for KennethT since he's so sweet(for once) yesterday to come all the way down to Tampines from Novena to fetch yours truly. He waited for me for 1 hour!!! Overjoyed and touched of course. ^^

Then he accompanied me home and waited for me (again) to change. Walked to tmall/cs/t1 and saw Willy Yz Xinxin. They accompanied me for frolick before taking a bus back. And Kenneth walk with hands in his pocket yesterday because I don't want him to walk 306-ly (like a gangster). ^^ He is the best yesterday, and that is for yesterday only.

This idiot is going for a camp next week while I'm going to HK. It'll be daaaays without him. ): Oh well, I'll try to buy him and Moh gay gay a couple tee. Sweet! (Y)

I'm done blogging about whatever-under-the-sun, and done adding something. :D
I might hack into his blog when he's in camp, don't tell him okie. Winks*

No matter where you are, no matter where your life may take you, and no matter who you’re with, you’ll always have a piece of my heart.

Love, xoxo.

Perfect Lullaby

2010-03-01T21:45:00.007+08:00

Obviously the very nice birthday girl me, is posting for the very-lazy-pigpig+dummy+bully+kuku+hunneh. He is forever lazy, right?? Boo!! I have not even uploaded any images of my chalet for my own blog yet I'm here for this lazybum. Hao nice can I get?? Well, least this dummy sang a birthday song for me (solo) and I was rather touched so... I guess it's fine. H3h3. Ehhh. I don't know what to post ley~ Want pix from that web, want long posts, want this and that. He think he boss ah!! I call the shots today ogeys. Hate chux. Blehs :P

Ok fine. Mr. Nice made an effort to come for my chalet and looked for me 3 times. Kool~ I shall be nice back to him next time pinky promise. (if you can see, i'm still trying to make the post looks longer in case my boss complaints sighs) Hmm, a rather 'good boy' he have been for reaching home in time. Hahah!

Dingdangdong. Kenneth likes 'pot calling the kettle black'. He keeps calling me dummy. Pouts x100. Neway, I know he'll love me for this LOL. Kthxbai ^-^

Lost sight, couldn't see.

2010-02-27T00:10:00.003+08:00

Hi! This is the 2nd person I'm blogging for today, and it's 3rd if Iinclude myself! I type also will type until my hands tired one lehz. :( And he doesn't wanna breach probation for me, so baddddd. Can go die already, can breach to watch one midnight movie, breach go drink, cannot breach for me. Idiot anot?! HAHA. I don't even know why I want him breach. -.- Just being super random. Cute what like that! :>

Anyway, to this super idiotic dummy right here, takecare of your fucking wounds!! Idiot, china dog head open blood spill. Darn cool right?! Wish I could've seen it. :@

Well. I'm stuck on that sentence above. I've got nth to post!!! I'm tired, that's all I can say. Hehehe. Gonna turn in soonsoonsoon! Okey, bai pplx. (L) me! ;>
I like short and sweet posts. HAHA.

_|_ .

2010-02-26T21:46:00.002+08:00

Fuck all you china dogs from bedok north sec , screw you imbeciles . Screw your fucking 18 generations . Ccb , fucking ahguas . Please go dig yourself a hole and hide in it , i'm coming for you motherfuckers . KNN .

I was thirteen when i had my first love .

2010-02-25T21:21:00.004+08:00

Hi , i'm back after being mia for afew million years :@ . I'm being forced to blog when i don't know what i should blog . >: . Beeen mahjong-ing alot lately / DotA , I think i'm super no life already , awwwwwww .
Okay , i been stucked on the line above for 10 mins already , another 5 mins just passed . Now someone is calling me dumb for not knowing what to blog and another is asking me to blog about me being retarded .

I don't think i've anymore things to add on , so i shall end here .
& Dummy , yknw i love you .

Ants and importance.

2010-02-24T01:39:00.004+08:00

Hi! I was asked to blog once again because someone complained that this blog is rotting. It's sprouting spider webs, smells of rotting wood and, gosh, can you see insects crawling all over? Know why? Because I've not been on this space for more than 48 hours! Need my existence what, HAHA.

Anyway, today I realised that ants are more important than I am. And know what, I feel very sad about it. :( You, too, will feel sad okay! Okayyyy... Today Kenneth says Chinese was fun, because he got 41/50. Then he very happy.

And he's been Mahjong-ing lately. Lose money, win money, never lose never gain, I don't know. I am not interested in any gambling related stuff. Mainly because I don't really know the concepts and all. :$ Don't laugh lah okie!!! It's good anyway. He supposed to Mahjong today again, but since they're short of 1 person, they didn't Mj. Instead, Kenneth went to emo at home. Not only that, still play dotA.

Where's the fun in dota, seriously. You just click here click there, pwn someone's head for 250 gold (LOL, i think?), then kill some monsters and an hour has passed. And a game is so long! Wth, should shorten the time!

Hmm, yeah. My eyes are pretty much closing soon. I've still gotta wake up early for school tmoz. Saddest thing ever. Actually no, it's not the saddest thing ever. The most heart wrenching thing is that, you see something get slaughtered infront of you. Be it a fish, a rat, a cat, an insect(ok i dont rly care much bout insects), pig, frog, whatever... It really hurts. Imagine you're the animal or wtv @@. Aww, I'm crapping. Someone's gonna say I'm mad. Who gives! Okay, I shall end here. Baibai ppl, ♥

2010-02-21T23:23:00.000+08:00

To a very humongous idiot right here,
please get better soon. Xx

Kenneth is a big idiot!

2010-02-18T21:47:00.006+08:00

Doesn't everyone agree with this post's title? :>

I'm currently eating kinder bueno! "Hang on, I'm bueno-ing!" HAHAHA. Okay, whatever. And so cool, I got the pic right again! He wants this pic and he didn't even tell me where he want it from!!! :D How smart of me.

Anyway, he made me very happy today.

He got me something like that, only the bear is smaller and it's brown, and it's attached to the roses. And there's only 3 roses! HAHAHA. (Y) Idiot jiu shi idiot. ♥ Right? And he want con me into helping him blog leh. Msn halfway tell me "Hi i love you. Help me blog." Idiot enough anot?! Still everytime say I no hair, lack of hair, noob, big noob, and etc! Stupid little big idiot!

Hahah, and he stalk me leh, so cute right! But... Too bad lah, I don't care, and I don't love him! I love the bear more, and he got jealous! Then tell me... Want go hong other girls already. HEHEHE :> Jealous then say lah ok! ^^

I don't feel like blogging long today, because recently, when Kenneth asks me to help him blog, he didn't include the "longlong" and I actually blogged longer and longer. Going become old grannie already. Sad case! So today I'm not gonna blog long! Kbaix!! ^^

And he said I post slower than a turtle. Turtles can't type you know, you little big idiot. HAHA.Mintiannisiwodeoh!

What does it prove? Nothing.

2010-02-16T23:16:00.005+08:00

I AM A SMART GIRL. I KNOW KENNETH WANTED ME TO POST THIS PIC. HAHAHA I AM SO SMART!!! I am very happy with myself. I finally bought something. Lol :>

Anyway... Kenneth Tan said that he'll send me to school tomorrow! Sure only want collect present only. @@ And his reason for not wanting to attend school is fairly lame. Because he has gold hair now. LIKE WTF RIGHT!!! I don't want go also need go, how sad isn't it. :(

Anyway, am blogging cus as usual Kenneth Tan asked me to help him blog again. H3h3x i posted the most in his blog. Can become my blog already, and he says it's good cus he doesn't need to blog already. -.- Makes no difference actually. This blog is updated by so many different people, totally not his blog anymore.

He says I should be honoured to be blogging for him. Why should i feel so? Such a torturous mission! And he still say until so happy, smack him ;> And he just laughed at me because I asked him what is USD -.- He wanna buy an iPad. Why the fck apple named it iPad. Sounds so paddy. @@ Not nice at all can!

THEN NOW HE LAUGHING. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFX.
K.ennethT - says:
*Noob la .
*Slowpoke
*You know
*pokemon right
*got one called snorlex .
*You can be that one .
*Its fat , it sleeps alot
*and its slow .

HE CAN GO AND DIEEEEE. :@ I DONT WANT BLOG FOR HIM ANYMORE! BAIBAIXXX!!!!!!
*Storms off.

Cause it feels like an overdose.

2010-02-14T15:23:00.003+08:00

Hie pe0pl3x. Firstly, Happy valentine's day! :DD and then, Secondly, happy lunar new year for chinese! ;)

Kenneth is very mao dun. First say, he don't love me. Then he say he love me too much until cannot explain. Like totally .___. rightzx!! Then... He also keep saying I no hair, I literally no hair. Like he's got alot of hair, isn't it?! He go cut skin head best laaa. ;> Doesn't it suit him well? TEEHEE :B I think he's on his way to tpy now to bai nian. He got alot of $$ already right? Need help me buy lingerie and valentine's day pressie and pure chocolate hor! ;) HAHAHA. But this kind of lao ahpek... Will buy one meh! :/

He also owes me 24hours lehz. ;( He 2day no time spent with me, I vehli dah sadz. So I ask him accompany me 24hours, he say "tell me you love me first !" then now he owes me 24hrs! ;) And, I'm verli zeelouz about something, he last night went to watch midnight valentine's movie with some girl!! :@ Nahhhhh, kiddingz. But there was a girl there though O: whatever lah sialz~ He want make love with other girls also his house problem alreadyz @@.

Tonight... He's gonna be drinking with Myj and idk who. Then later he'll be heading to love hotel make love with some girls. Then go their houses. Then morning then he'll head home. Allllll well planned out. "I'd rather make love than fight." LOLZ!! That's random. It's a lyric from KennethT's songs .___.

Anyway, this arseh0le used to make me feel like that...
"What you got boy is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all strung out, my heart is fried
I just can't get you off my mind"

HAHA. I guess this will be the only sweet part in this bloody nonsensical post!! :/ I'm sorry kthc~
Okay, i gotta go already. BYEBYE PEOPLE. LOVE ME (L)

Hi , <:

2010-02-12T22:59:00.002+08:00

This post is dedicated for one really fucking nice person (Y) .
Hi , yknw . I'm really not oblivious to what you're doing outside .
Though its not my house problem , but still . __ YOU (: .
You can go flirt and go have fun with other guys outside .
I already got over/bored that kind of lifestyle , now you're starting to walk in my footsteps .
Aww , enjoy hurting innocent people's heart . (: (: .
I'll just do the same , you've other guys out there .
Your dearest me have no lack of girls , i can go and play around if i want to .
Lets just see who'll have the last laugh alright <: .
Now , i'm not naming anyone . But if you think its you , its definately you .
The oh so lovely girl in other's eye .
(Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) (Y) .

2010-02-12T01:18:00.000+08:00

Cute!

( Kenneth is the one at the right, looking retarded! )

Kenneth is my dumb x6.

Kenneth just admitted being dumb today. (Y)

Kenneth did not attend school today.

Kenneth is not going to school tomorrow again.

Kenneth is influencing me with his ditching-school habit so I'm giving school a miss tomorrow as well.

Kenneth makes me stare blankly at this page for twenty five minutes thinking about what to type.

Kenneth's tattoo will be gone in no time because he's damn fierce/unfriendly/dao to me. ^^

I am damn exasperated because I'm stuck at the sentence above -.-
In my entire life, I've only helped MYJ blogged once or twice. Beginner stillz!
Kenneth is the second, honored or not?! Sweet right! ^^
I'll persuade this blog's owner to blog soon yupyupyup.
Time for bed since I'm stuck again, ohwellszzzz..
Goodnight! ♥!

For Kenneth only laaaaa. :')

Hongster or non-hongster?

2010-02-11T16:51:00.003+08:00

I like this peek, don't you? ;)
Here to help KennethTanHongChang to blog again. Seriously, I'm so kind can!

HEHE, so anyway, today's topic will be...
Do you think Kenneth Tan's a hongsterrrrrr? Hehe, comments and opinions on the tagboard pl0xx! ;) Cause he claimed he isn't...

And evidence? The text he sent me!
" Only hongsters lie to girls , unlike me . So nice one ~ . "
HAHA, so anyway. Do post your opinion on the tagboard keh. :>

Yarghhhhh. Okay, so he's trying to act cute. Cause my legs are hurting, he asked me to put plaster. And I'm actually meaning my bones, how am I supposed to put plasters on my bones! Act cute leyz! Tsk.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

2010-02-08T18:47:00.002+08:00

Anyone missed me ? <: .
It's been 1001 years since i blogged for myself . hehe :$ .
I went to school 2day and did practically nothing til recess , O: . Climbed out of school and lepak at mama for quite awhile . Then bus home 2 change . Went down damai and wait for yj to take my stuff . Then tmall and hsh . Imma go 2 bed right now . Bye all you motherfuckers who read and don't leave me a fucking tag . cb .

Harder than you know.

2010-02-04T16:25:00.005+08:00

Hi readers, I got back from school an hour ago, and bathed finished, used comp, and chatted with Kenneth Tan for 5 minutes and he just logged off msn, and the reason why I'm posting is cause he wants me to help him post while he's outside. Hehe, poor kid. Needs to reach home in about 4hr 33mins more. :>

And obviously I'm not gonna post as long as the previous previous's post, cause took up all my braincells and left me with a blank head. Mmh, so sad, he can't watch 6+ onward's movies, hehe. Shan't say him lahhor, cus some ppl these few days treat me vehli gud leyz! (L) hor hor hor?

Snore, I'm pretty tired already, feel like sleeping. And irritating fuckers have been irritating the shit out of me! Low tolerance for bullshit and crappy talks. Don't know why I'm ranting on kthc's blog, I guess it's to make the post longer, since he requested a longer post? O; Whatever, I'm lazy to blog on my own blog anyway, hehe.

And screamo songs are nice, don't you think so. It kinda makes me feel better listening to it while I'm pissed, don't know why. This is totally random, but I just listened to one and I remember kthc agreeing with myj that it sucks. -_-" Anyway, it sucks losing your mp3s, cause then, where ever you go, you need to go music-less, and it's so bloody boring. ):

Okay, I should stop now, my eyes r closing, and I spent about 47 minutes on this blog post, posting nonsense :/ Hehe, and I'll end this post with his bird face! ^^ (plz dont killz moi when eu see dhiis !)

Crushed.

2010-02-02T20:43:00.003+08:00

Hi ppl, again! :> You know, the usual= Kenneth's lazy 2 blog so he asked me to help him! Really should close down your blog niaoz! Tskkkk. I'm like such a good person y'knw, keep helping ppl blog! :<

I want continue my series of Hi my sweetheart then he asked me blog one leh, distrupt my plans, mean isn't he? Still want count valentine's present leh, I don't want count present, I want count $$, hehehehe. (L)

And he owes me pure chocolate, must remember buy for me try ahz. ^^

K.ennethT - says:
*OKIOKI
*BUy for yoou
*!!

Note: I didn't force him @ all :)So, yeah. He must buy for me. :):):) I've got nut thing else tuh post niao. So buaiibuaii ♥

That's when I love you.

2010-01-31T21:33:00.003+08:00

Hi aliens giants ghosts humans bi les gays! *waves eggcitedly

As usual, Kenneth Tan wants me to help him post, and he's forever complaining about the length of my posts, asking me to post looooooooooooooooooooooooongloooooooooooooooooooooooooooong, and because I didn't when I said I would (had no inspiration to post!), he now wants a 15cm post without adding video length. Still say he very good, tsk! I think I'm much better, aren't I? :)

Awww. Anyway, he can be good if he wants to. If not, *sigh* he's so evil. But, truthfully, a few times he did make my day when I wasn't feeling happy. He did made me smile and laugh without even meaning to. And once, when I wasn't feeling well, he sent me home even though his probation's at 9, and it was already 8plus. Well, we live quite near each other, but that's not the point. It's the thought that counts right? Hahaha. Plus, he took "revenge" for me on our MT teacher just because our teacher made me so irritated (to the point where I really wanted to slap him). Hahah, Kenneth probably did it to fill his boredness, but still... ^^

But nevermind, I like the way he tells me "syg", the way he shows concern, the look that he gives when he thought I was crying (cause I was crying before), the way he takes care of me when I'm semi-high (don't even talk about drunk, noone can tolerate me when drunk, hah!). And he even said that the way I pestered him for cigg is cute, ZOMGWTFLOL can! But frankly speaking, I think the way I draw him is the cutest. Ever.*thumbs up.

Well, but still, sometimes he's so mean, the way he shoots you back until you're bwg, and boasting (like how i always feel like smoking and he tells me, "I'm smoking right nowz . HEHE .")

Now his pm's changed to "Heartbreak hotel", what meaning siakz. He's got another person's heart to break already izit, tsk. He break more girls' hearts hor... *shakes head. When's he gonna learn to actually like someone and not treat girls like toys? *Sigh. Nvm, he'll suresuresure find until a girl that can actually change him to someone tx! :> See, i believe in him leyz. Touched not?!

ARGH, anyw, i really nothing to post already la, whatever I can think of all jotted down here already. !#$^&()&#%($#%$
I sure hope the post is longer than 15cm already @@.

Kenneth is not cute :)

2010-01-28T22:10:00.002+08:00

Hi readers . Kenneth's being a pig yet again . Snoreee , really , he should just close down his blog (Y)

He come school , might as well don't come sialz . Recess jiu go report sick naoz , then pangseh me in MT , made me get irritated with the teacher . Hehez , nvm lah hor , 2day he help me revenge naoz . Funnyfunny . And , k lah , help him say some good words since I told him he wasn't cute and "hurt" his feelings just now . He can be very caring if he wants to yknw , ahas .

Anyway ,what are you all doing for Valentine's day/CNY !? It's sooo boring , both same day . Yawns , nevermind la , hahaaa . No valentines ppl can be happy by getting angbao too rightz , must look on the bright side ! :>

K la k la , iie dunchh hav3 ny'thiinqq tuhh p0st niia0z , buaiibuaiix ♥

2010-01-24T19:51:00.002+08:00

Hi readers of Kenneth's blog. I'm here to help him update his blog again. But seriously Kenneth, why don't you just close this blog since you're so lazy to update. Kbye ^^

Nerd hairstyle ♥

2010-01-24T17:23:00.005+08:00

They look like monkeys :O

Hi peoplez!! Hehe. I'm helping Kenneth Tan the lazy pig to blog again, becuz he is forever lazy to blog himself. Isn't that right? ^^

Last night, was drinking session @ his hus, chivas again. Followed by a trip over to Terence's> Martell. Then they play mahjong :O So fun meh, i totally catch no ballz. Snortsnort.

And our dear Kenneth Tan here cut Bangsy & slope. HAHAHA. Nerd hairstyle. (Y) Goodboy.

I GOT NOTHING TO POST, haiyoz. Lousy post, I'm sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry. Baibaix

2010-01-20T19:47:00.000+08:00

Heheeee. Hi pplz. I'm here to help a certain dumbpig to blog again. Shouldn't he just change his lazy habits? TSK. But nevermind. He's been TRYING to make me happy. Emphasize on the trying. ^^ Cause it actually isn't working, only at times when he gives me, something starts with C. But it's like only thrice. So it isn't really making me happy. *Shhhh. Keep this lil secret for me will you? :b

Alright, i bet Kenneth Tan wants me to write how nice and how cute he is. HAHA, i just mentioned how NICE he is on the above paragraph already. :O And to how cute he is... Actually he's not cute at all. He's just acting cute!! HAHAHAHA.

And, very sorry for the, super duper long time taken to post :/ I've been busy.~
I know Dummy will be kind enough to forgive me right? ^^ And, everyone's talking about 14siao~ Ohmygod, -.- Am speechless with that kind of people :O Lifeless? Probably.

I'm getting tired, *yawns*
Sorry dummy, for not writing a longlong post for you. I'll make it up to you next time alrightz? HEHEX

No liquorrrrrrrrrr ):

2010-01-18T19:46:00.004+08:00

Fuck laaaaaaaaaa , looking at others drinking infront of you , yet you can't have a single drop , how screw up will you feeeeeeel . :/ . Today was tiring ! School - mama - handballz - home . Hehe , i'm slowly becoming a good and nice and kind and obedient and clever student now , I even go for my cca's ! And i've a sad week infront of me now , Tuesday - Mcys reporting . Wednesday full packed til 9pm . Thursday - ? . Friday - REPORTING AGAIN , OMGZ . Sat , sunday not confirm yet . Just thinking of the fucking sad week i've makes me want to kill myself . Cb . I want my night life back . 72 weeks of probation and i've only cleared 2 weeks .
80 hours of cso left still . FML . Anyway , to the dumbdumb that posted for me in the last post , you want your new urban male bag , i want my burberry one too (; . Bye idiots .

Tags.

Sinyi : You sit ontop leyz .
StefL : See my mood .
Pearlyn : I don't know ley .
Naomi : Okay .
Jiali : Which part ahbeng sial , i look so nerd and guai now okay ! Ssb won't come find me one , and black room not for me already ^_^ .
Audrey : Working to support me ahs .
Joycelyn : Is you oki . ):
Willy : You need to learn to suck ma DICK .
StefL : I did tagged .
EmiliaElisha : Shutupz , not funny kay !
Yongjun : Why don't you go screw yourself / fuck spider .
Pearlyn : No , i didn't . (L) .

Dumb x2!

2010-01-17T14:55:00.005+08:00

Hiiiii stupid idiot dumbdumb! :D
Continue drinking & I hope you have 'liquor belly' soon!
Hahs, hatez mez yeahz! :D

Okays, this dumbdumb begged me to help him post! :B
So as a kind soul, I agreed to. Hehs!
&This was what he did yesterday..
In the afternoon, he went to Tamp to meet his friend.
&Then trained down to Orchard Ion to shop, followed by Tangs.
From there, they walked towards Far East to continue shopping.
Aftermath, they trained down to Bugis to shop AGAIN.
Omg, seriously.. What is he? Shopping freak? :/
Hmms, then from Bugis they took the train back to Tamp.
Cabbed to Changi to buy liquor, then bused home &wait fr his friends to meet him there.
When they reached, they started their mahjong &drinking. :)

Hahas! Dumbdumb, is this good enough? :D
& I WANT MY NEW URBAN BAG!

2010-01-15T21:40:00.000+08:00

Hello, readers of Kenneth's blog :) . As requested, I'm here to help him since he's kenneth@lazyguy.com .
As he told me, he scored full marks for POA. Unbelievable sial. Kenneth this kind of pattern also can study. Then I think I also can already. Kenneth wants me to write about how nice he is, so..
I think I have nothing to say about that. Always teasing me and such. How can you be a good guy :( , kenneth@badguy.com! Anyway KennethTHC, you better study hard for Sec 3 aye! ^^ I don't wanna see you in sec 3 twice like how I saw you in sec 2 twice. Till here then! Kbyez.

Let's make passionate love .

2010-01-12T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hi people , i decided to post myself 2day . Can't be lazy all th wayz , HAHA .
Things were fun after sch 2day . Went Schoolz > Changi > Bugis > Dhoby > Parklane > Home 2day . Quite happening ahz , and i realise theres a fucking bunch of stalker that came to my blog and fucking left without tagging . Slap yourself m'fuckers . And ah , MY HUSBAND VERY GOOD ONE SIALZ , WANT TO GO NEW YEAR SHOPPING WITH ME SIALZ . HE WILL BUY ME LV , GUCCI AND CHANEL STUFFS FOR ME . HEHEHEHEHEHE .

Tagz .

Zhiqing : I v lazy leyyyyyyy , next time then link .

Willy th pubor : I got ask if i care you quit mj liaoz mey ! And i probation ley , of cause left already lahz ): .

Flower : Fuckyou die . Sec 3 huantio you ahz .

Rebecca : CANNOT AHZ !

Joycelyn : Shutup piggy , you change already !

LIYANRONG!@: Ji lor lai buay paiseh one ley , you die where already sialz . Your son miss you v much manz .

Pinky pokey piggy ,

2010-01-11T20:33:00.000+08:00

Part 1.

Second post on the board! Yuck, stupid housefly made me post for him again. (I must profess that I'm not doing it willingly ~) HAHAHA. Kenneth says: "I am a big big retarded monkey who doesn't know how to use the keyboard. So I need someone to post for me." AHAHAHAHA. Shhhhhh. He'll slaughter me into million of pieces if he sees this. Hehe. Alright, I'm wondering what should I post now. This time I have no idea what to write ascribe to the weariness I've obtained during dance lessons just now. My eyes are shutting soon. However, I don't feel like sleeping so early! Raaaaaa.

Part 2.

SCREAAAAAAAM. I am dying soon. Stupid housefly keeps groaning over the fact that he's bored and has nothing to dooooooooo and yet he doesn't wants to post! What a dumb x2 rightrightright! Roaaaaaaaaaaaar. Still enjoying his life watching teevee. >;@

Part 3

HOUSEFLY! Now I'm done blogging, so are you gonna reward me with some presents? ^-^ 14 more days to get me my birthday present okay! Big reminder stated here! Open your eyes big big and assimilate every word and bear them in mind! HEHEHE. :D Toodles!

Ghost is back.

2010-01-10T22:13:00.000+08:00

Hai pplz ghost is back to help Kenneth post! he want me to be creative and post alot of pixxxxxxzx. Wth!! hmmmmmz.... i dunno what to post, alamak. Ok, kenneth is gay. HAHAHA.

This is prove he's gay hehz. And his singing sure crack all the glass one. then all the damage fines he need to pay. Wtf i feel like i'm talking to myself. :/ Nevermind. He cracked all the glass, and unable to pay the fine, so that's why he got sued up to court and got probation :O is it a convincing story to you all? ^^ Actually, yea. It's just a story, it ain't real. Hahahahaz, ok la i nth to post alr, i dw post longlong for that dumbdumb he also ll right ^^ hehe kkkkkzxzxzx bai pplz!! :)

2010-01-09T21:51:00.000+08:00

I was demanded by kenneth.T to help him blog.
Aw.
He was drunk now, i guess .
after coming back from Jx's Bbq .

Yeah, and he's sec three . Finallly like long pants alr ah.
HAHA.

okay, i shall end here with a short post.
Sorry, idontknow what else to type alr .
:D

Kenneth is gay.

2010-01-08T20:46:00.000+08:00

Hi geeks gays lesbians homos bis and blahblah. This dummie here is very lazy to blog, so am posting for him! His expectations very high, want a super lengthy post, with many pixxie (quote from him)! Idk what to post leh, so challenging..

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.

So 16 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO PEE AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO **** AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the eldest son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "NO, NO, I SHOT MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE MOUTH AT THE BATHROOM!"

hehez cute rightz!! see, this will make it lengthy. i'm sucha smartie pantsy, unlike that dummie -.- But, still.. he intended to go join in the sec 1 campfire, for the fun of it. But he got kicked out, sad much? ^^ and poorpoor him, need to reach home early everyday, while i can be out playing and enjoying life :O Aw, let's not rub salt into his wound anymore ,alright. Hehe. Ok i got nothing much else to post already ,except , I'MA GHOST! So don't guess who i am ,you'll never get it right ^^

Okay, byebye people! I'm gonna go out enjoy my life while poor Kenneth is stuck at home using comp!! :B
*Sorry ah dummie, no pixs, hehez!!

I'm contagious .

2010-01-06T20:57:00.000+08:00

Hi ppl , yesterday was a very fucked up day so i don't want to elaborate muchz . Today morning wake up , prepare finish went bustop meet qunrong . Bus tgt to school , walk halfway to mama only give raj catch my fucking hair ): . All the lessons was fucking boring shit , thankgod i had junyong to entertain for the first few periods . INDIAN MOTHERFUCKER . HAHAHA . Home , dota til 7 jiu go down petal pass js his ezlink and cut my hair . Fucking cb fringe like *&#@&*(*&*#@ nao . Ball til 8.30 and bused home . Coughing and sneezing like no tomorrow right now . Bye pplz .

Poor little thingy.

2010-01-05T18:21:00.000+08:00

Wassup geeks! Meow, I don't know why the hell am I posting... but yes. Perhaps ascribed to the stupid fact that stupid Housefly has gone to the court? :O Yea, he went for his hearing & was pathetically sentenced 15months of probation. As a result, he gave school a miss today and probably he's busy and that perhaps explains the reason why I'm here. So poor thing. No clubs, no tonning over, no CNY celebrations, no birthday party, no x'mas party etc. As you can see, so that explains the picture on top. Ok, let's offer our condolences. Oops. AHAHAHAHAHA. Hmm, I'm not very sure if I was allowed to write all these down... However, this seems to be the only thing to talk about isn't it, Housefly? So don't blame me if I'm supposed to be barred from stating all these particular details down down down. Hehe. At this time, I guess he's otw or perhaps at Tpy to find his dumb x2 probation officer. Alright, I'll let Ktcy do the rest of the elaboration and writing about the happenings himself. (If there's still something he would like to further talk about on.) As for now, let me just end it hereeee. Goodbye!

2010-01-04T14:38:00.000+08:00

Just reach home from school , today was plain dumb of me to go . Supposed to be going wildwildwet in th morning but the motherfucker woke up late . Sadz , first day only so many teachers pick on me for nothing , fucked up . At least i saw a new vegetable in school and i've Junyong to disturb in class when i'm so bored , his going to retain again this year if i continue being like that . HAHAHA . Gonna go prepare and go out settle some stuffs alr . Byez .

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2010-01-03T20:12:00.001+08:00

Wake up at 12 , prepare . 3 left home > Petal > 700 + > Bedok inter > Bugis > Home .
Weez , fucked up hair i've now . Earned $40 doing surveys at bugis also . MUAHAHAHAHA .
Boring dog day 2dy , though i went to meet baby for that 5 seconds only cause of the stupid probationz . ); . Bye fuckers .

Suck me .

2010-01-02T20:53:00.000+08:00

2009 was bullshit , 2010's my year bitches .

Hiz . My new year eve's countdown was gayshit with tons of liquor and hot girls @.@ , went home drunk like nobody's business O: . Went for movies yesterday and stayed home the whole day today . O: . Hehe , feel so proud of myself . I did this blog ALONE MYSELF , though i know this blog won't survive for more than a month againz . <: . Oki , i go makan already , lastlyyyyyyyy . I miss my babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (L) .